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When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly
Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!
refering a bum hole as a sherriffs badge and shooting your penis into it
do you fancy a game of who shot the sheriff?.. whats that?.. well you bend over and spread your rusty sheriffs badge and i shoot into it
When a girl lends her hand(s) to a guy and right as he is about to Cum she aims his Dick towards his face and splattering his face with his own Cum as she yells boom head shot.
When he spends too much time on FPS games you find a way to boom head shot him.
Opening a box of nerds and throwing it back and eating in one shot
I raided my kid's Halloween candy and did nerds shots last night
A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.
"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"
Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.
When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.