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This holiday falls on June 22nd.
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 22nd?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
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An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.
After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"
Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
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when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.
you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!
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A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
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