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A male or female only attracted to the opposite gender born that gender.
Trans Boy: Hey would you like to go on a date with me?
Girl: Sorry I’m super straight. I only date men born as men. It’s a preference.
Trans boy: Ok transphobe.
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Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.
Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!
Guy 2: what does that mean?
Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.
Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?
Guy 1: yeah man!
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A movement originally started by users on Tik-Tok, whose sole purpose is to cause discord and strengthen hatred and discrimination towards people of other sexualities. The movement also seeks to incite transphobic views.
A person identifying themselves as super straight wants to have relationships exclusively with members of the opposite sex; that is people who were born as memebers of the opposite sex, not transgender individuals.
- Hey did you hear? Mark says he identifies himself as super straight now.
- I know! He was always making fun of me for going through gender reassignment surgery, so it was kind of expected.
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Cisgender heterosexual man with a micropenis
“Hey, did you know Jake came out as Super Straight!”
“No way! He’s so brave”
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(noun) A type of cancer found in the anal area. Usually caused by excessive faggotry and bad trolling.
Shit son, I think I just got super buttwhole magik
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After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.
Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you
I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?
"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress
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this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding
i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass
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