A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!
He is know for his flirty personality, and over the top gayness, Jake is a good man. That likes good men ,likes dildos in his butt
I saw Jake Valcourt at the pride event
one sexy man no girl has turned down
i want to be like Jake Relation
The Jakes means toilet or latrine
Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes
He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time
"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"