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”Hey can i grab your boobs?”
*kick in the balls*
”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”
National kick ball day :)
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9th October national fuck teacher day fuck your teacher
National fuck teacher day fuck your teacher
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
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December 21.
On this day we all should act like a rempit and post on our soc-meds like one! Remember it's just for fun and we dont accept any rempit slanders here😤🙅🏻 ♀️
Upload an insta story of you jamming to dangdut songs or repost some #broken videos on ur timeline! Bonus point change ur whole insta acc (bio, pfp, highlights etc) into a rempit style🥀
"Why are you acting like a rempit?"
"Because it is National Rempit Day!!"
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August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.
Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!
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The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys
John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"
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National throat fucking day is on May 12th.
National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.
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