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Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.
Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'
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Not only is she a butterface but she's also got a flabby body, a shitty personality, and a really, REALLY bad case of b.o.. i.e.- the other three sticks of butter in the box.
Brad: Yo did you see LaShonda at the movies last night?
Keith: See her? I could smell her first! Man, she is definitely all four sticks!
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your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....
me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!
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When its a boring day in Canada so you go out with the boys to play some Stick And Poke. This game is close to hockey but stick and poke is only played with the boys .The game requires a stick for every player and a puck, their is no pads for this because you would not want to hurt any of the boys.
Yesterday the boys and I went up to the cathedral to play some Stick And Poke.
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When someone intentionally proplapses their anus and uses the now dangling anus to provide sexual pleasure to their partner by rubbing it in a "pritt stick motion" on their genitals
Cameron desperately wanted to try the anal pritt stick and who was I to deny him it ?
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To perform a very difficult or precarious task.
"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."
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An alternative name for a shovel.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
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