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Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.
Mia:"omg ur dating Chris Aube! you better never take him for granted"
Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent
Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday
Chris: Dont be telling our business
Like a chris
When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up
your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her