Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
the infamous world war 2 battle of animals
I watched peapa pig it was terrifying
A larger uglier woman that starts at the top of a hill and has sex with every guy as she rolls down the hill
Amanda was a hill pig last night she was so wasted when she rolled down the hill she fucked every guy she came across
A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
A greasy old man who’s full of hair and over weight that works the rigs all year long.
Look at that pipeline pig working hard.
When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.
Watch out for that pipeline pig.
While engaging in sexual intercourse with another, placing one pinky in each of the person’s nostrils making their nose resemble that of a pig.
I got SO into blasting my girl from behind last night, I started pig schnozzing her