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Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.

John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.

by Yee Olde Jew February 20, 2022


Road To Valor: World War 2

A ripoff of Clash Royale by the Korean company Dreamotion that is actually skill-based and free to play, despite the better troops that some of the factions in the game have.
For example, the Wehrmacht and U.S. have significantly stronger units compared to the Soviets and Ostheer, since the number of troops and strength of their vehicles is much higher. Additionally, their special abilities are extremely overpowered and completely obliterate the opponent's attack.

Road to Valor: You get a lot of gems, gold, and challenge coins at the start, which allows you to progress quickly and be forgiven if you spend some on the wrong

Clash royale: You'll get some amount of gems, much more gold, and a handful of other things, but spending too many gems cuts off your opportunity for better cards in the next few arenas.
Road to Valor: All factions deploy from 4 areas on their side or (In the case of Partisans and some similar units) inside the statue at the center, but some cards (and special abilities) can be used anywhere.
Clash Royale: You can place the cards on any spot on your side of the arena, but there are far more spells that can be placed anywhere with annoying effects.
Road to Valor: Challenges are very hard, but You'll earn something even if you lose)
Clash Royale: Challenges aren't equally as challenging, but you'll earn nothing and you'll have to repay at a great price if you want to get back in.

Person 1: Hey, what are you playing over there
Person 2: I think it's some new Update in Clash Royale
Also person 2: Where can I find these features in Clash Royale?
Person playing the game: It's Road To Valor: World War 2! You should quit Clash Royale and get your butt on this instead!

by Mudane potion#069 November 15, 2024


I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022


dot war

When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.

Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....

by NotWithStupid June 05, 2009


internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series

internet wars are a fun way of wasting time

by f uck ypu July 30, 2021


Link War

On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.

His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.

by IB DaMann March 13, 2017


war dung

anything having to do with the grotesque attributes of war.

"TURN ON THE T.V LAST NIGHT , ALL THAT I SAW VIOLENCE, IT IS WAR DUNG."

"I'M SO TIRED OF THES WAR DUNGS, GAS PRICES RISEIN , FAMILIES LOSSING HOMES"


by STORMIEDELSHA March 14, 2009