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some weird food that "two fat ladies" made.
"Im making water cress mousse"- Clarissa Dickinson.
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When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.
Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!
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Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.
George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.
"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"
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A sexual act between three indivudals involving three charcoal briquettes, a ball gag, two flogging paddles, a water hose, and a jar of honey. A filthy sexual act that requires a certain dexterity and flexibility of its participants. The spreading of and simultaneous stuffing of certain bodily orfices is required of all participants. Originated in picnic areas and water parks in the United States in the early 1990s. Popular among gay men and drunk college girls 'looking to experiment' after consuming bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.
"Dude, did you hear that Billy gave Chachi and Dirk an Okinawan Water Bracelet last night at the party, right in front of everybody? That dude craaaaaaaaaazy!"
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The water that is derived from day old ice which has pooled into the trough under the keg.
If left outside, this water must contain at least one cigarette butt, bug and/or noticeable dirtiness. If left inside there are no requirements, but the water is considered majestically fratty if there are cigarettes in it.
I decided i needed to turn up the frat-meter and take a shot of frat water with mikey jays and it got fratted out of my B hole, REAL QUICK LIKE!
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The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
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