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2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Your better than the average human being and you get bitches on the daily.

I threw up the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and the women just kept coming in.

by Countryboy769 May 25, 2022


1 vs All

Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.

Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...

I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022


Quote 1

Just because I flirt wit u doesn’t mean I like you”😂

Quote 1 defined as if I flirt with you that doesn’t mean I like you.

by -Slimexhubbb June 11, 2022


`/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!

Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.

by Mooci000 May 4, 2022


u off 1

being high... being completly baked and not being able to control a conversation with someone else.

"man you off 1 today?"..." yeah man got that good shit."

by Mizz;Dizzy January 12, 2010


sarahpaulsonsbitch.1

Sarahpaulsonsbitch.1 is a tiktok fan page for American horror story but focuses on a very pretty actress, Sarah Paulson. They make good edits and you should follow them!

I just followed sarahpaulsonsbitch.1 and now I get to see great edits

by User365332378 March 28, 2021


January 1 2010

The day when BFDI came out.

January 1 2010 is the day when BFDI came out, the show is made by cary huang and micheal huang.

by imtryingplshelpcksbd29 June 23, 2023