Beat Box

Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.

I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.

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beef box

A computer usually a laptop(very expensive); with state of the art configuration. It is usually given to geeks working for tech companies

The beef box beefbox I got from work is FAST; now I don't get to browse the while waiting for a program to open.

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noob box

A box full of noobs.

You seen that noob box?

Yeah its full of noobs.

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Glory box

When a man sticks his penis through the hole of a box and a woman opens it as a present for her birthday or another holiday.

Johnny gave Susie a glory box the other day!

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chicken box

A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.

Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.

"Taffy, worra those big scabs yew are scratchin' there? I bet you 'ave the chicken box!"

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jack in the box

When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.

"you anticipate it just like a jack in the box!!!!"

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box like

Slutty. Filth. Dirty. Gets around a bit.

Mate, wtf you doing, she is so box like.

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