rancid ass

A condition which a person exhibits when they don't wash their ass for weeks.The smell resembles that of mortified flesh such as gangrene or road kill. Very common phenomenon at TA truckstops.

"Yo ... I had to drop a deuce in the restroom at that last truckstop ... All I gots to say is that the man sittin' in the next stall had WHACK rancid ass ... and the MAN who don't EVER wash his ASS is a MOTHERFUCKER !!!"

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Ass Larva

Having an infestation of maggots with a combination of anal seepage

Tubby you got your ass larva all over me!

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Rats ass

What you give when you're all out of fucks to give

I don't give a rats ass

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wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

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ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

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Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

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Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

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