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2 gays fucking and their balls sacks are smacking.
Ed and I got together last night for some windy city mud flap.
When you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl's pussy and eat it clean
Crazy ho wanted an Atlantic City Tuna Melt and I said hell no!
The sexual act of while have anal sex with a man or women right before climax one pulls out with them turtle heading a shit and them cums on top of the ass crack with jizz running down covering the shit then taking a big bite.
I still have shit in me teeth from that jersey city bon bon last night.
The tendency of a New York City resident to only judge other cities by how they compare to New York. By living in the largest grid city in their country, other cities, in comparison, seem small, spread out, slow-paced, too quiet, poorly planned, or just not like cities at all.
Friend: "So how do you like Boston so far?"
NYC Resident: "It's a quaint town, but I'm not a fan, it's just an older, smaller, less-populated NYC."
Friend: "Dude you've been living in Manhattan for five months, you can't have New York City Syndrome already."
Friend: "Look at this instagram video of Shinjuku, Tokyo, the streets look so calm and narrow with little shops and ramen places scattered around. I wanna visit so badly."
NYC Resident: "Aww yeah! It's like a tiny little New York. A cute mini city!"
Friend: "Bro Toyko is the largest city in the world, can you quit it with the condescending NYC Syndrome?"
A really horrible situation.
A situation where you are being fucked over.
Too bad to be true.
A thrashing.
"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"
"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"
Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.
Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.
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A high school in Burlington city with grades 7th through 12th. There are lots of thots and bitch ass niggas, most of them are fake and act like they fight even though they can't. BCHS is dirty as shit and is broke too. If you go to Burlington City High School you'll find that most people there talk shit but can't back it up.
Tysean: I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with her "best friend"
Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School
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