Down Low Brother

A married man who turns into a bisexual by having anal sex with men outside of his marriage.

Alex got married and a year later turned into a down low brother.

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shits going down

when the anticipated event finally takes place right in front of you, this means that "shits going down".

joe and mike have been talking trash and now they are about to throw ones, finally! shits going down!

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Hand-me-down

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.

Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down

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swear downs syndrome

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.

Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.

Up-Down Shot

A two part shot, one part going down the other going up. You first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot glass a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. The result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. Few are daring enough to accomplish the task of finishing this shot.

Up-Down Shot, snort a combination of bacardi 151 and wild turkey followed by a shot of jack daniels.

ho, sit down

expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.

"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"

Down Multi-Dimensionally

One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.

If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.

A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.

"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"