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When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.
I sucked Noah’s dick but his jizz tasted terrible, so I became a cum dragon.
Person 1: “you got a pocket dragon i can borrow?”
Person 2: “a what?”
When your partner is blowing you, and you hold their mouth closed and inform them that you have an STD
I gave my partner a white dragon
When your mother watches the never ending story with the neighbour and they keep laughing about falkor after
A dragon who drinks milk in the land of dank memes.
"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."
An annoying weapon used by 13-16 year olds who never went outside or showered the nanosecond they touched Roblox
Guy:Dragon slayer is such a annoying weapon
Girl:ikr why did they even add it
A 16 year old with a 7.3in cock
Damn ralph-papi got that dragon slayer fr fr...