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Short for "Beat it & Eat it" or "Beat it up & Eat it up"; The act of a male performing oral sex on a female immediately following intercoarse.
"Dude, last night she told me she wanted me
to eat her out right after I beat it up"
"Oh so she wanted you to pull a B&E"
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One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.
At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.
"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee
*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.
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A disease that teen males between 14 to 19 can contract by meeting a girl online. When infected the victim will have their penis chopped off by the e girl.
Immunity is League of Legends and or Runescape with cow genocide
Man his e girl syndrome got his PP cut off
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Let’s go get traumatized by some animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese!
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A respected General of the Confederate Army during the Civil War. Was offered the position to be the General of the Union army by Lincoln but declined. He could not betray his family and his state although he was against secession.
Robert E. Lee is one of history's most celebrated generals.
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The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.
Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
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