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The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
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Going to view someones profile more than once a day.
Quit Facebook/Myspace creepin' on your ex!
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Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.
I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM
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The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
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This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
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The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.
Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
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The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.
Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.
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