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When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.
Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.
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A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.
Haha look at that jazz hands ass!
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When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.
Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.
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Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.
That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.
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the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.
operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.
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A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
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When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.
I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!
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