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Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.
“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.
Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds
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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.
A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.
That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.