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A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.
They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”
Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang
Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon
"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"
"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"
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A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
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(verb) the act in which you glue Fruity Pebbles onto a guys dick or a girls clit and then somebody else had eating it off with excruciating force and tug.
(noun) awesome sex move
Gill said, "Hey Adam, would you give me a meat munch tonight?"
Adam replied, "As long as you have the Fruity Pebbles!" ;)
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The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".
Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!
Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"
In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
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