Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.
(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!
An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.
"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"
Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.
When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
when a girl cums and squirts at the same time
last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks
The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.
If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.
A way of funding NATO.