reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot

Reverse Rodeo

The competition of fucking a girl doggy style while wearing a horse head. While your friend subsequently bursts in to take pictures with a goal to hold on as long as possible. Bonus points if friend

“How was the reverse rodeo last night?”
“Good but short, I came first.”

Reverse volcano

The act of eating a female out and her farting in your mouth and you vomit in her vag and she queefs it onto your face.

I got reverse volcanoed by a girl last night.

Reverse Goth

Imagine being the only person who isn't depressed... That is a reverse goth

They look like a reverse goth compared to all of their friends.

Reverse Uber

When you bang for rides

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.

Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.

devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw

It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.

My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)