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book for fags which also happens to copy the bible with verses saying ja rule is a god, that all should bow down to him blah blah blah
rule 3:16 for ja so loved the world that he gave his only son blah blahbalh
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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Person 1: Did you hear about Teddy ?
Person 2: Yeah, he was screwed over by the 50-50-90 rule while trying to argue with his girlfriend.
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In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.
"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."
"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."
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Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short
-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.
- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule
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If you break it, you bought it.
Congress and POTUS: What Fiscal Cliff?
US Citizens: You guys don't understand the Pottery Barn Rule: Once you break the economy, you are going to own it. There are going to be 315 million citizens looking at you asking how you let the stock market crash and start a global recession. You will spend the rest of the decade undoing all you didn't do, if you aren't voted out of office first.
George: I want to invade Iraq
Colin: Once you break it, you are going to own it, and we’re going to be responsible for 26 million people standing there looking at us. And it’s going to suck up a good 40 to 50 percent of the Army for years. And it’s going to take all the oxygen out of the political environment. . ."
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