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The act of two male friends decorating the house for the holidays, while listening to cliche Christmas music and drinking wine
It was the weekend after thanksgiving so Ryan and Chris went out and cut a Christmas tree, then brought it home and started hanging the mistle-bro
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A grasroots organization developed to reintroduce endangered plant species into the wild, namely cannabis.
Grab that bag of seeds. We'll go down to the park and Outgrow Big Bro!
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When a bro is going on a date with a girl who he expects to get oral sex from, he will have one of his bros taste his penis for him to make sure it’s clean for his date. A bro taste test is usually practiced in US college fraternities and mma fight gyms.
Bro1: Hey bro! So I’m going on a date with this girl from work and I’m pretty sure she’s going to blow me. Would you mind giving me a bro taste test?
Bro2: Absolutely! Anything for my favorite bro!
-20 minutes later-
Bro2: Bro, I think you’re good to go.
Bro1: (crying) Thanks bro, you’re the best!
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Fight me bro is when someone thinks they are cool and want to challenge others to fight them but the reality is they are stupidly weak lol
Luke:fight me bro
Toby: no
Luke:why?
Toby:because secretly you are weak af
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A dumb song by a washed up celebrity who probably rented the Lamborghini from the video.
It’s every day bro with that Disney channel flow
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An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.
Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
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Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
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