The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.
Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?
Towa Bird is a woman, she plays guitar, shes got skinny ankles and big hair. she is almost 23
wow its that 23 y old woman guitar player with the hair and not the ankles, her name is towa bird
The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth
Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth
The biggest mush bird in Portsmouth like a man but a girl but looks like a man but isn’t you get me g
Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in the general Portsmouth vicinity
your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.
As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!