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When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.
Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-
I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole
I All-American slammed that bitch to the ground
A mashed up mass of middleschooler bodies in the shape of a pancake, covered in nacho cheese and eaten on a giant bun.
Bro, I turned that middleschool into an American Pancake!
A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket
Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I