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A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
Americans speed running brain damage.
American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
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stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.
very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.
shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away
Rick Dobesh
I am in love with a peak American male
The most expensive shit on planet earth.
No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.
American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch