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Crusty Anal Grab

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.

"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016


anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 10, 2015


massachusetts anal party

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.

I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night

by Twiixx June 23, 2017


Pirate of the anal canal

A homosexual.

Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet.

by Matchew H. December 04, 2008


Boost My Anal

A term used when you are playing Rocket League and you run out of boost and you tell your friend to hit you in the back so you go flying. Can also happen if an opponent hits you in the back.

" I am out of boost Riley, BOOST MY ANAL!!!"

by Scrange Lord July 24, 2016


anal tug of war

a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.

Me and Tom played some anal tug of war last. My ass is gonna be sore for a while pops.

by Kids Kuizzzine December 24, 2007


french me anal

To lick my rectum aka kiss my ass

Give me some of that beer.

French me anal, get your own.

by Jozimoto June 24, 2007