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A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny
me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
The act of jamming ones boner.
This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners