Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

Whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights

Epilepsy warning

Insert blinky gif:

Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022

cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man

Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call

Call-of-dutian

Some one who proudly plays Call of Duty.

You aint a Call-of-dutian!