A very strong and fat man who enjoy taking showers. Unfortunatly he can never finish washing himself because he is always borthered by some Mario Cross(es).
Dude : Hey dude, how was your shower?
Gars d'la douche : Not so bad, but I had to beat-up that little faggot once again!
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when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.
I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.
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People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!
boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "
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a complete jackass or a stinky person
when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle
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A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"
Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.
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adj. never acting like a douche
i am a non-douche because i am cool
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one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.
Hey Steve your a douche bag!
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