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“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"
juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
A religious figure, who falsly claims to be god, instead of Danny De Vito
It appears, that while jesus was making miracles, he was super high on crack. The church is removing every record of him, and replacing it with Danny De Vito
A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"