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Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's
Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.
Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match
"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"
The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.
Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.
A very wealthy, well to do, black man.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.
the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.
likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"
a sex toy in which 3 dildos or vibrators on one path in to the va jay jay
Girl:"the felluga king kima was so big i felt like i was gonna cry"
Guy:"Yea. well i did"