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The coolest / most powerful mf ever too walk the earth
Literally a god amongst peasants
That mf a lI-king-Il
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Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's
Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.
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Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match
"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"
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A very wealthy, well to do, black man.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
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An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
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the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.
likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"