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Looks like his dad.
Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
A Thing Weirdos Say When They're In The Bathroom Taking A Piss When They Realize There Is 3 Ply Toilet Paper.
*At School* Oh I Gotta Take A Shit! *After School* IT'S COMING OUT!!! *Gets In The Bathroom* AHHHHHH!!! OH DAMN, HI HI 3 PLY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JB Hi-Fi Limited is a publicly-listed Australian retailer that sells and specialises in consumer goods. JB Hi-Fi has locations in Australia and New Zealand.
"mate I just when to Jb Hi-Fi and picked up a new phone"
Chips from a chippie getting pissed on
When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
Gold digger, lazy, trophy wife
That girl didn't do nothing 'sept get rich on his dick.
He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"