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A cop or a police officer in the United States!!
The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
And the lord said “Go Sox.”
(Said by Brian Griffin in Family Guy)
Bratty Teenager: What does John 3:16 even mean?
White Dog: ....and the lord said; “Go Sox”.
Wrestler who wrestles for WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Company of RAW IS WAR.
Favourite Pharse: "You Can't see me" "your time is up my time is now"
The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever
Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away
Don’t get pranked by John
John “yo look who fell asleep first “
Joe “ prank him John !”
John” hehe you already know “
-John licks lips and face gets Serious-
-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-
Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO
king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE