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The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?
I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't
A cop or a police officer in the United States!!
The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??
Jules: Don't do shit unless
The Wolf: Unless what??
Jules: Unless you do it first
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
And the lord said “Go Sox.”
(Said by Brian Griffin in Family Guy)
Bratty Teenager: What does John 3:16 even mean?
White Dog: ....and the lord said; “Go Sox”.
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When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever
Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away
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Don’t get pranked by John
John “yo look who fell asleep first “
Joe “ prank him John !”
John” hehe you already know “
-John licks lips and face gets Serious-
-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-
Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO
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