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When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.
One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.
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November 17th national piss of a liberal day. Any way you want call them a libtard call them a faggot call them child sniffers call them retarded. No one cares it's national piss of a liberal day
Hunter: it's November 17th you know what that means.
Joe: I have no clue
Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day
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To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.
her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.
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To piss on ones chips.
Applicable in the context of a internet discussion forum where impostering has taken place.
The impostering forummer then forgets to revert back to their personal moniker and makes a separate post which may or may not be such that their true identity is revealed.
See also: Pissage, Chips; POYC.
That massive cup Vegas just pissed on his chips.
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Someone peeing(pisse) inside a girl. When she ask for it!
Piss inni mæ i dusjen!" /" Pee inside me, when we are in the shower"
"Piss på mæ gutten min"
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"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."
"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."
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A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!