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When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
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I had awful coco pops this morning, it hurt so much to urinate.
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when you propose to a girl in a very informal, cheap way (as if with a ring pop)
Jack: wait are you guys getting married?
Mike: Yeah I'm gonna ring pop that bitch by proposing outside of a gas station and heading to the courthouse later today
When a man in drag gets a hardon, his tucked bits may pop the tape holding them in discreet position.
When you saw his ass, did you pop your tuck?
Local corner store owned by local. Not a 7-eleven franchise.
Brit: Where'd you go yesterday?
Max: A mom and pop shop.
Brit: Okay, but they have everything at 7-eleven for cheaper!
A talentless, cookie-cutter product of the music industry that has changed form over the years, but right now in 2004 generally consists of:
1) A Jamaican-sounding guy singing in broken English and making little if any sense
2) Any girl with a half-decent voice, usually singing about dancing in the club or something equally overused and pointless
Apparently some people in America actually like this kind of music and have the impressive self-restraint to avoid changing the station when such a group is on the radio. I have yet to meet such a person, but I'd guess that middle schools all over the country are full of them.
See Sean Paul featuring whoever, Black-Eyed Peas, Shaggy featuring whoever, or any of the 200 other no-name spinoffs.
Typical song:
Jamaican guy:
"Shake yo booty mama
Shake shake yo booty
I like to see you shake it
Shake yo booty shake it"
Girl:
"I'm in the club dancing on a Friday night
I'm hangin with my peeps and I feel all right"
And so on...
The above song would probably crack the top 10 on the pop charts if I were to expand the lyrics and produce it. Sad, isn't it?
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