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An alternative name for a shovel.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
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So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.
i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before
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Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!
The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!
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When two working males, often electricians, would strip nude in a secure location. The would then proced to joust or sword fight with their erect penises, drawing closer and closer until both are simply grinding against each other until they both ejaculate. In the end, the only one who loses however, are the ones that hired them.
Mike: "Hey, I bet Josh and Dave are just messing around while we work."
Jim: "You know them, the love to have a tummy sticks tourney."
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when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.
"make sure you bring it back on a stick"
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noun: a used bloody tampon that is covered in sticky vaginal fluids causing it to have a sticking effect.
Mary removed her strawberry glue stick and threw it at Gatchell. Causing it to stick to his head.
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To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)
I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.
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