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Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.
A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.
Person 1: hey what game are you playing?
Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!
A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.
I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.
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anytime your so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.
hey, you, come get your new york style taco.
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When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).
Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.
Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
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A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
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putting a taco in someones mouth while there asleep or passed out
we put a taco in nicks mouth while he was asleep.
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