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Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022


finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020


Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022


Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 05, 2018


Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017


The Frazzy Brain

The mind that is god amongst minds.

Like a gut, instinct, or right from other thaughts.

The Frazzy Brain is like a song, the goes one your mind.

by MineOwedWu's May 10, 2021


Brain Breed

When your brain is bleeding, and you're asian

OMFG MY I HAVE A BRAIN BREED HERP

by FTWW September 17, 2023