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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024


bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021


Yee-Haw Brain

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.

Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"

by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021


brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023


big-brained elephant

someone whose real identity is an elephant and has big brain.

Coco Shabnam Maka is an big-brained elephant
Coco:ERURURURUEUHRUEHRUERHEURH

by thecharacterwannie July 14, 2022


Brain Grass

1. A term used to describe Marijuana for a student or employee who is productive at school or work. 2. Breeds creativity through the consumption of Marijuana.

I smoked some brain grass before writing my paper.

I need brain grass to do my best work.

by Stoner_student January 21, 2023


chill brain

Usually used to described as being so chill it requires a unrelated noun to come after it. Such as brains.

"Did you see those new shoes?"
"Yea, they were pretty chill brains."

by ChillBrains January 16, 2009