Anthropomorphic Bean Cake

The act of doing cake and flicking the bean. The anthropomorphic bit just makes it sound better.

Person 1: Where's my cake? And what are you doing with your bean?
Person 2: She pulled and Anthropomorphic Bean Cake. D:

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German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

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sugar air cake

sprinkling sugar on the pussy, blowing on it, and then taking a bite

"I would love a sugar air cake followed by a hot weiner salad"

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malu shit cakes

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.

Joel your family makes the best malu shit cakes

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Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

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Have their cake and eat it to

1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party

2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.

First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.

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kentucky crab cake

A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.

Mmm... I really tasted the barbecue sauce during that kentucky crab cake!

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