Random
Source Code

time fuck

time fuck is another word for a gay paradox.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a time fuck.

by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sessy time

Time to have sex, time for sexual intercourse.
"sessy" meaning sexy. Sexy time.

"Hey john, wanna go back to my place and have some sessy time?"
"Sure! Im down."

by hoiiywoodhorror November 1, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


time thief

1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.

2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.

theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.

by toiletgraffiti March 16, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prime Time

The act of gaining webcam attention in a google+ "hangout" session. Futher information: Google+ has a hangout feature. This is a webcam party. It uses voice detection to make you the focus of the session.

I spoke and got prime time in my google+ hangout.

by videoguy July 1, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tub Time

tub time is a certain amount of time in a bath. it involves three people. they are Megany, George & Jenan.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Three men in a tub.

Jenan says: Want some tub time?

Megany says: suresure ;)

by JennySampson January 13, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


T Time

To participate in the act of masturbation.

Sunny stop with the T Time.

Dude stop T Timing under the desk.

by lom51 November 24, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


one time

The start of every stupid story someone tells you.

"This one time...I...went...and climbed a tree"

by Rob April 18, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž