cheese nips

A name for a girl with a nasty cheese smell (i.e. michelle K)

Even trucks need baths or u start to smell like cheese nips

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Cheese Toast

The single most powerful being to ever exist. The creator of all. According to cheesism it is one of 3 gods. Cheese Toast, Stone Cold, and Chuck Norris.

"Dude if you mess with me, Cheese Toast will smite you!"

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Vag cheese

A particular Italian Parmesan cheese.

Put some more vag cheese on my spaghetti

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cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

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cottage cheese

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??

shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

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cheese weasel

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

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gay cheese

something that should be nice, but isnt atall

oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!

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