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Military slang for a drum mag.
John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life
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the part on a male used to fuck ho's...when stroked or rubbed it becomes hard and if continued it will skeet all in ur moms hot vagina...and it aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but u cant get to england in a rowboat
dude#1-whoa look at his dick
dude#2-i wonder wat he feeds it
dude#3-i heard he feeds it live rabbits
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a greeting as in "yo", or "hello."
todd walks in a room, goes to his friend and says "dicks." his friend then rplys "dicks."
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1.Dick (n) -Used for reproduction, urination, etc.
2.Dick (v)- Usually handling someone elses property, without their consent.
1. Oohhh...man...my dick is soooo hard!
2. STOP DICKING WITH MY TOASTER!
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Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.
I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.
(N) A person with whom you are familiar. Used as a sign of affection
Sup,dick? What's good?
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