pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.

Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.

Goku Pound

Goku Pound, named after an occurrence on the original Dragon Ball cartoon show. It is the process of slapping, or pounding a persons pelvic region to see if they are male or female, can also be used sexually.

Man #1: I brought a girl home with me last night.
Man #2: You sure she was a girl?
Man #1: Yeah, I Goku Pounded her to be sure.

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.

Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding

pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

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