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The best answer to any possible question or comeback
Teacher: what is the square root of 69
Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night
Teacher: stop! that is enough!
Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!
Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot
Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.
(Mathew)- ...Your Mom
An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;
"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"
what my friend Lucas says all the time
Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom
Brother:What you doing after moms funeral today?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!