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ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.

-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."

by uttttyler April 19, 2011


ash to mouth

Sticking your dick in an urn and then into someones mouth.

Anon: Last night I fucked Maggies's urn so hard and then I put my dick in Teresa's mouth. I call it the ash to mouth.

by ashtomouth February 11, 2020

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Ash the cat

Ash the cat is the sweetest, cutest, smallest cat alive.
He has gray fur, and he is a tabby cat.
He hasn't been declawed, so he has claws, but they are not so long, or sharp.
He has teal eyes, and a long tail.
His whiskers are long.
He loves to play with balls and scrunchies.
And always tries to eat birds outside.

(Based of my cat, Ash)

Person 1: Hey Ash!
Ash the cat: Meowwwwwwwwwww
Also Ash the cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by AshTheCat900000 April 16, 2021


elbow ash

elbow ash is another name for blond girls, you can use elbow ash as a sub for a blond girl named marley.

oh look at elbow ash over there. hey elbow ash how was your day?

by marxey April 19, 2022


Save the ashes

What we say when we need ashes for a crack hoot

To save those mf ashes. Thatโ€™s a loyal Ashe, save the ashes.

by Km8824 April 17, 2021


going ash

An unbridled desire to become the very best at something, like no one ever was.

Dude, I'm totally going ash on the new CoD.

by gnstrlove December 9, 2015


alex ash

A bitch Ass hoe cunt dog

If you're alex ash kys

by Hfddgb June 25, 2017

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