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Friends Without Benefits is a YouTube-channel that uploads videos of Mario Party and other games on a daily basis.
Friends Without Benefits is the best channel that has ever existed.
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An acquaintance that you hang out with for the soul purpose of smoking their marijuana, often at no financial cost to you. A friend with herbal benefits may even be a person you would despise were it not for their herbal benefits.
Steve: "Yo, wanna come smoke with me and Scooter?"
Jim: "Nah man, that guy's a tool! Why do you even hang out with him?"
Steve: "I don't know, I guess he's my friend with herbal benefits"
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A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
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Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
I'm not even answering that. Just more friends without benefits probably.
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A pen pal who you are sexually involved or have romantic intentions for. The content of the letters may be conveying romantic feelings or sexual desires ("i.e. Benefits").
Johnathan and I became pen pals with benefits after our one night stand.
There was this guy who I hooked up with, and I really wished we had stayed in touch and had been pen pals with benefits.
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This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:
Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.
B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
An unknown slightly awkward excuse to get out of being Friend-zoned. So you become a Couple without benefits. For your pleasure of course. Almost similar to bwb or gwb.
Amy was tired of being friend zoned by Kyle so she suggested that they become Couple without benefits. (Cwb's)