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An iron tool used to show reflection
Go watch that plastic fork
Where you buy meat from a farm shop, artisan / farmer’s market or butchers that sources their meat from a local farmer (or they even are the farmer) and sell it directly to you to serve up and eat.
I love cooking with fresh local meat - can’t beat farm to fork!
When one uses four fingers to lift an ass Booty cheek, to satisfy a itch or airflow from the ass Booty crack.
Dude: "Don't mind me, just going to a quick hard fork, got a bubble fart that will not pop."
Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
If you know. You know ;)
Netflix and Chill just got competition
Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?
The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
Good think I got a Brad fork, Brad broke his again trying to cut a piece of ham
A person who sticks there neck out father than it should be.
Did you see Britney? What a fork neck!