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the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.
the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.
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Someone who is extremely sketchy.
"Timmy just robbed a bank."
"Damn, what a J-Rick."
When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.
"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."
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Jackass+Asshole. The ultimate ass insult.
He is such a J-Hole just forget him.
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A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
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When out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last--and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even RECEIVES his or her food--has been J-Lee'd. Definition originated from an episode of MY NAME IS EARL and popular actor and professional skateboarder Jason Lee and often carried out by infamous hipster, photographer, and art director Jason Lee of TransWorld SKATEboarding Magazine.
Did they get your order? You want to try my cheeseburger? You order the easiest thing to make on the menu, but you still manage to get J-Lee'd every time!